Underwater Love Pt. 1
This must be underwater love, the way I feel. I’ve watched every Salad Fingers documentary and now whenever I think about dark green leafy vegetables I feel nauseous. Kev says it’s started to affect my […]
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The Uniformity of Haricot Beans
He undid his waistcoat. He took off his shoes and knee-length socks. He was a peculiar fellow. Full to the brim with idiosyncrasies, refreshing to all those who knew him. He unbuttoned his floral shirt […]
EXCERPT [Reveries]: Richard goes to his first Masturbators’ Anonymous Meeting
Reveries, by Bruno Cooke, is available on Amazon. Read about it on Goodreads, or buy it straight off the bat. Also, read a review here. The group leader was an officious turd whose name, Ronald, was actually his […]
EXCERPT [Reveries]: Richard shits in the bath, is upset
Reveries, by Bruno Cooke, is available on Amazon. Read about it on Goodreads, or buy it straight off the bat. Also, read a review here. Richard’s affliction first presented itself on his sixth birthday. After a wonderful day […]
EXCERPT [Reveries]: Richard, Jenny, and a pair of antediluvians
Reveries, by Bruno Cooke, is available on Amazon. Read about it on Goodreads, or buy it straight off the bat. Also, read a review here. Eight minutes later, Richard returned. Jenny was etching something pornographic […]
EXCERPT [Reveries]: Josie Haybottom is late
Reveries, by Bruno Cooke, is available on Amazon. Read about it on Goodreads, or buy it straight off the bat. Also, read a review here. At 05:01 on that fateful October morning, Josie awoke in […]